This guest post from Lewis Beck
Every Saturday I set my home security alarm (Adt Alarm packages) and me and the gals go off to the local country club in cute little outfits to play tennis. These outfits are highly fashionable and purchased at only the finest of clothing stores, designed to make grown men swoon. In fact, it's isn't really about the tennis so much as it is about the shopping. We really love shopping for shirts and classic preppy clothes with V-necks. Then there are days when it is all about the tennis, but really isn't. See there's this one girl who I really hate because she steals everyone's boyfriends, and so when I see her I always challenge her to a tennis match just to make myself feel good. Then we play a heated three set match and I do my best to dominate her, but in the end it doesn't matter because all the boys give her all the attention even in defeat.
At least I can go to sleep at night knowing I am the far superior tennis player and that I have my self respect and dignity. Also I am a way better dresser, that woman has no clue how to be subtle and flirtatious without overdoing it!
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